Kophogyat is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, pitiless capybara.

Kophogyat created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kophogyat, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kophogyat, she will throw large rocks at you.

Kophogyat's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Kophogyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never talk about birds.