Wantonkciss is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, caring crane.

Wantonkciss created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wantonkciss, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wantonkciss, he will turn you into a tree.

Wantonkciss' most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Wantonkciss' Holy Commandments

1. Wantonkciss loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about eagles.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not speak about wheat.