Narlkintik is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, caring rhinoceros.

Narlkintik created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlkintik, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Narlkintik, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Narlkintik's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Narlkintik's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three dolphins approach from the east.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Never mention moths.

5. Never chant near mice.