Wodhommapbumgodken is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, dishonest eagle.

Wodhommapbumgodken created Mount Everest eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodhommapbumgodken, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wodhommapbumgodken, it will turn you into a rat.

Wodhommapbumgodken's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Wodhommapbumgodken's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never feed limes to eagles while wearing turquoise skirts.

4. Never talk about enzymes.

5. You must never eat lemons.