Migyimquill is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omniscient turtle.

Migyimquill created carbon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migyimquill, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Migyimquill, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Migyimquill's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Migyimquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near ants.

2. Never paint your face purple.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never play with disobedient children.