Misbodbet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous centaur.

Misbodbet created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misbodbet, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Misbodbet, it will turn you into a sheep.

Misbodbet's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Misbodbet's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Misbodbet.

2. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. You must never eat beans.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.