Jarnmattar is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, prudent coyote.

Jarnmattar created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnmattar, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jarnmattar, it will have a low opinion of you.

Jarnmattar's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Jarnmattar's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green dogs for they are unholy.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always obey Jarnmattar's priests.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.