Gut Wegquartlincarbummetfenwit Capbopgess is a god.

He takes the form of a large, able crab.

Gut Wegquartlincarbummetfenwit Capbopgess created a bottom quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gut Wegquartlincarbummetfenwit Capbopgess, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gut Wegquartlincarbummetfenwit Capbopgess, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gut Wegquartlincarbummetfenwit Capbopgess' most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Gut Wegquartlincarbummetfenwit Capbopgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sheep.

2. You must love Gut Wegquartlincarbummetfenwit Capbopgess.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.