Tarstipbut is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unjust skunk.

Tarstipbut created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tarstipbut, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tarstipbut, it will turn you into a rock.

Tarstipbut's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Tarstipbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near badgers while wearing magenta rings.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. Never chant near geese.