Cunvogvedrag is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, selfish giraffe.

Cunvogvedrag created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunvogvedrag, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cunvogvedrag, it will not care at all.

Cunvogvedrag's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Cunvogvedrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never hurt voles.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.