Sandhubtof is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, benevolent rhinoceros.

Sandhubtof created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandhubtof, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sandhubtof, she will turn you into a frog.

Sandhubtof's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Sandhubtof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume grapes at dawn.

2. Do not prepare peanuts while wearing stockings.

3. Never hurt grasshopers.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Do not contemplate spacetime during the night.