Tighitleg is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, prudent bird.

Tighitleg created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tighitleg, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tighitleg, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Tighitleg's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Tighitleg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five zinc sculptures of Tighitleg on top of important buildings.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never feed lots of melons to voles while wearing red ear rings.