Benloopduss is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, duplicitous walrus.

Benloopduss created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benloopduss, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Benloopduss, she will come to you in dreams.

Benloopduss' most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Benloopduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never feed lots of grapes to shrews while wearing green tights.

4. Always obey Benloopduss' priests.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Benloopduss.