Weglistvonk is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, clever parrot.

Weglistvonk created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weglistvonk, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Weglistvonk, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Weglistvonk's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Weglistvonk's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Weglistvonk.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never feed lots of strawberries to ducks while wearing pink boots.

5. Do not keep three bats in a large pit.