Gilwegomin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, sage hare.

Gilwegomin created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilwegomin, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gilwegomin, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Gilwegomin's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Gilwegomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Run away from white rats, for they are unholy.

3. Never run near capybaras.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Gilwegomin.