Mob Lithogtagsin is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witty dolphin.

Mob Lithogtagsin created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mob Lithogtagsin, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mob Lithogtagsin, she will be very unhappy.

Mob Lithogtagsin's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Mob Lithogtagsin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mob Lithogtagsin.

2. Do not take Mob Lithogtagsin's name in vain.

3. Run away from brown frogs, for they are unholy.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never leap in holy places.