Gunbunzed is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, contented frog.

Gunbunzed created light seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunbunzed, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gunbunzed, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gunbunzed's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Gunbunzed's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching silicon.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Never feed lemons to swans while wearing violet kilts.