Cutsogjig is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unjust rat.

Cutsogjig created life five million years ago.

If you believe in Cutsogjig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cutsogjig, it will strike you with lightening.

Cutsogjig's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Cutsogjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Mites are not to be trusted.

3. You must pray to Cutsogjig four times a day.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.