Nuttyogdun is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, compassionate butterfly.

Nuttyogdun created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttyogdun, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nuttyogdun, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nuttyogdun's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Nuttyogdun's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine great tits approach from the south.

2. Do not take Nuttyogdun's name in vain.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism.