Dubbedstan Missascit is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, contented capybara.

Dubbedstan Missascit created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubbedstan Missascit, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dubbedstan Missascit, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dubbedstan Missascit's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Dubbedstan Missascit's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never mention aardvarks.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Dubbedstan Missascit on top of all buildings.

5. Learn five new languages a year.