Lidyarnurt is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sapient finch.

Lidyarnurt created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Lidyarnurt, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lidyarnurt, he will jump up and down on your head.

Lidyarnurt's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Lidyarnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Never talk about gravity near geese while wearing mauve skirts and balancing six copper spheres on your neck.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.