Vinnabbog is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, loving fox.

Vinnabbog created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinnabbog, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vinnabbog, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Vinnabbog's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Vinnabbog's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Always help sick frogs.