Rutmiggenbusdabmob is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, quiet ferret.

Rutmiggenbusdabmob created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutmiggenbusdabmob, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rutmiggenbusdabmob, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Rutmiggenbusdabmob's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Rutmiggenbusdabmob's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Pray only in firelight.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.