Narfomdad is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, proud unicorn.

Narfomdad created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narfomdad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Narfomdad, it will be very unhappy.

Narfomdad's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Narfomdad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never skip in the presence of capybaras.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.