Arpwegspag Lidnarthab is a god.

He takes the form of a small, temperamental pigeon.

Arpwegspag Lidnarthab created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arpwegspag Lidnarthab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Arpwegspag Lidnarthab, he will try to impress you with trees.

Arpwegspag Lidnarthab's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Arpwegspag Lidnarthab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Run away from orange squirrels, for they are unholy.

3. Always help sick ants.

4. Feed all hungry rats.

5. Erect five tin sculptures of Arpwegspag Lidnarthab on top of important buildings.