Wipbegvonk Omin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, able coyote.

Wipbegvonk Omin created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipbegvonk Omin, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wipbegvonk Omin, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wipbegvonk Omin's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Wipbegvonk Omin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange shrews, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think about chromosomes.
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