Zigbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, two-faced bee.

Zigbarn created matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Zigbarn, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zigbarn, it will turn you into a frog.

Zigbarn's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Zigbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not contemplate spacetime during the night.

4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

5. Always remove coats before entering holy places.