Bindinbog is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, awe-inspiring mongoose.

Bindinbog created Asia seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bindinbog, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bindinbog, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bindinbog's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bindinbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. You must never eat aubergines.

3. Always obey Bindinbog's priests.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.