Arncimhig is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, grumpy bear.

Arncimhig created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arncimhig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Arncimhig, it will curse you with boils.

Arncimhig's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Arncimhig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never chant near shrews.

3. Never sing in the presence of nematodes.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Run away if five ducks approach from the east.