Govdumfun is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, amazing gnu.

Govdumfun created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Govdumfun, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Govdumfun, she will laugh at you.

Govdumfun's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Govdumfun's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat aubergines.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.