Lipvanhas is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, effective raven.

Lipvanhas created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Lipvanhas, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lipvanhas, she will think nothing of it.

Lipvanhas' most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Lipvanhas' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta eagles for they are unholy.

2. Do not eat carrots.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never eat bark.