Listbat is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omniscient octopus.

Listbat created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listbat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Listbat, it will destroy your home solar system.

Listbat's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Listbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your legs with magenta markings.

2. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.

5. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.