Wikstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, staggering whale.

Wikstrag created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikstrag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wikstrag, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wikstrag's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Wikstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near dogs.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Never bounce in holy places.