Wabvontal is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, stupid toad.

Wabvontal created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabvontal, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wabvontal, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wabvontal's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Wabvontal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt cats.

2. Mice are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near pigs while wearing brown dresses.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.