Panyargar is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil giraffe.

Panyargar created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panyargar, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Panyargar, he will turn you into a dog.

Panyargar's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Panyargar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Do not speak of thermodynamics near sacred fires.

3. Never paint your head white.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never feed corn to ants while wearing hats.