Hognarcet is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, stupid skunk.

Hognarcet created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hognarcet, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hognarcet, he will turn you into a worm.

Hognarcet's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Hognarcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never chant near ducks.

4. Hide from turquoise rats for they are unholy.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.