Targebhak is a god.

It takes the form of a small, resourceful spider.

Targebhak created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Targebhak, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Targebhak, it will turn you into a frog.

Targebhak's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Targebhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with fear.

2. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

3. Always cleanse ash with water.

4. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

5. Do not make images of living things.