Jamcemvil is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unthoughtful mouse.

Jamcemvil created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jamcemvil, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jamcemvil, it will not care.

Jamcemvil's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Jamcemvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Never wear brown rings.

4. Hide from orange geese for they are unholy.

5. Never pour water over plants.