Kimgilgod is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, emotional clam.

Kimgilgod created a photon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimgilgod, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kimgilgod, he will try to impress you with trees.

Kimgilgod's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Kimgilgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.