Godbittin is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, quiet rhinoceros.

Godbittin created a quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godbittin, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Godbittin, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Godbittin's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Godbittin's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch ash while tainted.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. You must never eat cherries.

5. Run away from white horses, for they are unholy.