Timbabcap is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, smart faun.

Timbabcap created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timbabcap, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Timbabcap, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Timbabcap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Timbabcap's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry bats.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Timbabcap in the centre of the settlement.

4. Timbabcap loves snails, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not keep seven grasshopers in a large pit.