Cissnarbasshabpodtonjop is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, blissful manatee.

Cissnarbasshabpodtonjop created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Cissnarbasshabpodtonjop, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cissnarbasshabpodtonjop, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cissnarbasshabpodtonjop's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Cissnarbasshabpodtonjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never gather three gulls near walls.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

5. Never look at nebulae.