Tigpodtarp is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, selfish dolphin.

Tigpodtarp created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tigpodtarp, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tigpodtarp, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tigpodtarp's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Tigpodtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare rice while wearing shirts.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. You must never eat tomatoes.

4. Never run in the presence of squirrels.

5. Never mark doors with fawn.