Lamleghug is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, sapient ferret.

Lamleghug created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lamleghug, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lamleghug, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Lamleghug's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Lamleghug's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Hide if five rats approach from the east.