Hombedfag is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, blissful squid.

Hombedfag created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Hombedfag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hombedfag, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hombedfag's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Hombedfag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick seals.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Never hop in the presence of elders.

4. Never skip in the presence of tortoises.

5. Never adorn your neck with gray markings.