Legnullfob is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, all-powerful goblin.

Legnullfob created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Legnullfob, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Legnullfob, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Legnullfob's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Legnullfob's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat oranges.

2. Never eat corn on days of mourning.

3. Do not leap at mountains.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Legnullfob.