Baddibnad is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciful owl.

Baddibnad created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Baddibnad, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Baddibnad, she will remove you from existence.

Baddibnad's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Baddibnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of strawberries to dolphins while wearing blue ear rings.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never hurt tapirs.

5. Hide if six gulls approach from the west.