Sadsittom is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, astonishing horse.

Sadsittom created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Sadsittom, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sadsittom, it will think nothing of it.

Sadsittom's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Sadsittom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near frogs while wearing cyan hats and balancing nine platinum spheres on your back.

3. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Respect your elders.