Gomarmzigtonveglan is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish hydra.

Gomarmzigtonveglan created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomarmzigtonveglan, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gomarmzigtonveglan, she will have a low opinion of you.

Gomarmzigtonveglan's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Gomarmzigtonveglan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of dark energy near sacred fires.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Never point your feet toward the east during prayer.