Hivfadfab is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonourable cow.

Hivfadfab created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivfadfab, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hivfadfab, he will cry a lot.

Hivfadfab's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Hivfadfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peanuts to porpoises while wearing boots.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Worship no other gods but Hivfadfab.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Never feed wheat to whales while wearing orange shorts.