Tarjinpag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, resourceful cobra.

Tarjinpag created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Tarjinpag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tarjinpag, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tarjinpag's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Tarjinpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt shrews.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not speak about parsnips.

5. Always take life seriously.