Stipbathit is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, witty wyrm.

Stipbathit created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Stipbathit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stipbathit, it will be very sad.

Stipbathit's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Stipbathit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near gulls while wearing turquoise scarves and balancing six titanium spheres on your back.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about chromosomes.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

5. Never bounce in the presence of dogs.