Pop is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-powerful crocodile.

Pop created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pop, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pop, he will turn you into a plant.

Pop's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Pop's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. You must pray to Pop three times a day.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.