Yog is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, able parrot.

Yog created dark matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yog, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yog, she will jump up and down on your head.

Yog's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Yog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh at rivers.

2. Do not hurt dolphins.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Do not prepare beans while wearing trousers.

5. Hide from yellow bats for they are unholy.