Getnulsawfabbanveentabgil Teenvig is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, boastful bird.

Getnulsawfabbanveentabgil Teenvig created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getnulsawfabbanveentabgil Teenvig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Getnulsawfabbanveentabgil Teenvig, he will turn you into a goat.

Getnulsawfabbanveentabgil Teenvig's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Getnulsawfabbanveentabgil Teenvig's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never mention whales.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never think about optics near aardvarks while wearing blue tights and balancing four silicon spheres on your feet.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.