Larglanrullripdiss Witvolfoncinwabbogvonvad is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, kind wolf.

Larglanrullripdiss Witvolfoncinwabbogvonvad created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larglanrullripdiss Witvolfoncinwabbogvonvad, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Larglanrullripdiss Witvolfoncinwabbogvonvad, it will ignore you.

Larglanrullripdiss Witvolfoncinwabbogvonvad's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Larglanrullripdiss Witvolfoncinwabbogvonvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck magenta.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not keep eight shrews in a large pit.

4. Do not place melons upon stone.

5. Never pour water over plants.