Gemfotbad is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthoughtful beaver.

Gemfotbad created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemfotbad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gemfotbad, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Gemfotbad's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gemfotbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill rats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never gather four voles near walls.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never feed oranges to snakes while wearing corsets.