Bogveendub is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, loving salamander.

Bogveendub created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogveendub, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bogveendub, she will turn you into a mouse.

Bogveendub's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bogveendub's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bogveendub.

5. Never sprint in holy places.