Zanfonjip is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, capable dragon.

Zanfonjip created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zanfonjip, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zanfonjip, she will turn you into a dog.

Zanfonjip's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Zanfonjip's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never travel toward the east during autumn.

3. Retreat if four mice approach from the north.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Zanfonjip on top of all buildings.