Nuttcappibmadsanlit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonourable swallow.

Nuttcappibmadsanlit created viruses eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttcappibmadsanlit, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nuttcappibmadsanlit, it will make you grow a tail.

Nuttcappibmadsanlit's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Nuttcappibmadsanlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never run near mites.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.